(AP) CHARLOTTESVILLE - Practices for The ATM Unit have been moved to a secret facility said to be located miles below the streets of Belmont. UN inspectors worry the group (which also features drummer Mike Taylor) has harnessed Jazz Fusion Reaction (JFR), which gives off heat approaching that of the core of the Earth. FEMA released a memo last week urging Charlottesville residents, "...the safest place to be during an 'Alderson Event' is within 75 ft of the primary energy source." Better safe than sorry.
Located on Charlottesville's bustling historic downtown pedestrian mall, rapture restaurant and night club is the center of downtown nightlife. In addition to its cuisine's hip blend of traditional southern style and high-end European and Asian dishes, its swank bar and billiards room is the place to gather and meet. Antique details and wrought... more